In the business of theology it is hard not to be controversial - Jurgen Moltmann

Thursday, 8 March 2007

男女兩性的應有角色-上帝話語的直接啟示

為熱烈慶祝三八國際婦女節,特別頒布以下天啟,好讓各界願意遵行我父旨意的,有所依從:
【特別銘謝:把此啟示轉來給我的神學好朋友,令我今早接旨時,登時心神一振!】


WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.


The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."


The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."


Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."


Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"


God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.


哈哈,死未?
仲唔去沖咖啡?

2 comments:

sf said...

糟糕, 唔識笑呀.

Yam 飲者 said...

船王:別玩我啦。笑話者,覺得好笑就好笑,不覺得好笑就是不好笑囉,邊有話咩識唔識笑丫!